Description
Even the toughest campaigns require a solid defense, and this soldier is ready to protect the net at all costs. Designed as a comical departure from traditional military miniatures, this piece features a classic soldier outfitted in his standard-issue uniform—complete with an M1 helmet and field jacket—layered with vintage hockey goaltender pads, locked in a ready stance with a blocker and stick.
Every detail is carefully considered, from the subtle folds of the uniform to the realistic, proportional hands navigating the hockey gear. Formed in a custom-mixed glossy green resin, the figure honors the nostalgic aesthetic of classic plastic soldiers while serving as a unique conversational piece for your desk or shelf. Because each figure is produced directly in Central Texas, you receive a highly unique collectible produced in small quantities rather than a mass-manufactured item. Whether you are a veteran, a hockey fanatic, or a collector of clever silhouettes, this piece is sure to block any bad vibes in your space.
Design Highlights:
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Approximately 55mm tall (overall height varies slightly depending on the specific pose and props)
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Formed in a striking green resin with a glossy finish
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Designed for display: Not a toy (intended for ages 14 and older)
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Warning: Contains small parts and is a choking hazard
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Produced in small quantities in Central Texas
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Features realistic, proportional hands
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Arrives either in a clear plastic enclosure that serves as a display or in a 3D printed case (subject to availability)
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A proud addition to the humorous Green Gaffes collection





