Infant Deployment

$15.00

Meet the newest recruit to the Green Gaffes collection. Made in small quantities by a solo artisan in Central Texas, this intricately detailed piece captures the humorous reality of trading combat patrols for stroller duty. Please note: This is a conversational art piece intended for ages 14 and older, not a children’s toy.

2 in stock

Description

Even the most battle-hardened troops eventually face their most daunting mission yet: parenthood. Designed as a comical departure from traditional military miniatures, this piece features a classic soldier fully outfitted in his standard-issue uniform—complete with an M1 helmet, field jacket, and combat boots—locked in the very serious, very mundane task of pushing a baby stroller.

Every detail is carefully considered, from the subtle folds of the uniform to the meticulously scaled, proportional hands securely gripping the stroller’s handle. Cast in a custom-mixed glossy green resin, the figure honors the nostalgic aesthetic of classic plastic soldiers while serving as a finely crafted display piece. Because each figure is produced directly by a solo artisan, you receive a highly unique, carefully finished collectible rather than a mass-produced item. Whether you are a veteran, a new parent, or a collector of unique silhouettes, this piece is a perfect, lighthearted addition to your desk or shelf.

Design Highlights:

  • Stands precisely 55mm tall

  • Cast in a striking glossy green resin

  • Designed for display: Not a toy (intended for ages 14+)

  • Handcrafted and produced in small quantities in Central Texas

  • Features realistic, proportional hands rather than oversized toy manufacturing exceptions

  • Arrives in a clear plastic enclosure that doubles as a display case

  • A proud addition to the humorous Green Gaffes collection