Description
Even the toughest campaigns need a solid rhythm section, and this soldier is ready to hold down the groove. Designed as a comical departure from traditional military miniatures, this piece features a classic soldier fully outfitted in his standard-issue uniform—complete with an M1 helmet, field jacket, baggy trousers, and combat boots—but locked in a smooth stance, plucking a vintage left-handed violin bass guitar.
Every detail is carefully considered, from the subtle folds of the uniform to the meticulously scaled, realistically proportioned hands navigating the fretboard. Created from a custom-mixed glossy green resin, the figure honors the nostalgic aesthetic of classic plastic soldiers while serving as a unique conversational piece for your desk or shelf. Because each figure is produced directly by a solo artisan in Central Texas, you receive a highly unique collectible produced in small quantities rather than a mass-manufactured item. Whether you are a veteran, a bass player, or a collector of clever silhouettes, this piece is sure to lay down the perfect vibe in your space.
Design Highlights:
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Approximately 55mm tall (overall height varies slightly depending on the specific pose and props)
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Formed in a striking glossy green resin
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Designed for display: Not a toy (intended for ages 14 and older)
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Warning: Contains small parts and is a choking hazard
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Produced in small quantities in Central Texas
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Features realistic, proportional hands rather than oversized toy manufacturing exceptions
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Arrives in either a clear plastic enclosure that serves as a display, a 3D printed case, or on a floating display (subject to availability)
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A proud addition to the humorous Green Gaffes collection





