Description
Even the most battle-hardened troops eventually face the grueling, unpredictable demands of the 0300 hours night watch. Designed as a comical departure from standard military figures, this piece features a soldier fully outfitted in his uniform—complete with an M1 helmet, field jacket, and combat boots—locked into the delicate, sleep-deprived task of bottle-feeding a newborn.
Every detail of the uniform and the careful cradling stance is considered to bring this witty concept to life. Formed using green resin and finished with a glossy UV protectant, the figure honors the nostalgic aesthetic of classic plastic soldiers while offering a unique, humorous spin for your desk or shelf. Because each piece is produced directly in Central Texas, you are receiving a unique collectible made in small quantities rather than a mass-manufactured item. Whether you are a veteran, a new parent surviving the night shift, or a collector of clever silhouettes, this piece is sure to be a standout conversation starter.
Design Highlights:
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Approximately 55mm tall (overall height varies slightly depending on the specific pose and props)
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Formed using green resin and coated with a glossy UV protectant
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Designed for display: Not a toy (intended for ages 14 and older)
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Warning: Contains small parts and is a choking hazard
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Produced in small quantities in Central Texas
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Arrives in either a clear plastic enclosure that serves as a display or in a 3D printed case (subject to availability)
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A proud entry in the humorous Green Gaffes collection
