PVT Shredder

$12.00

Meet the newest standout in the Green Gaffes collection. Produced in small quantities by a solo artisan in Central Texas, this intricately detailed piece captures the humorous reality of bringing heavy metal to the frontline. Please note: This is a conversational display piece intended for ages 14 and older, not a children’s toy, and constitutes a choking hazard.

2 in stock

Description

Even the toughest campaigns need a solid soundtrack, and this soldier is ready to provide it at maximum volume. Designed as a comical departure from traditional military miniatures, this piece features a classic soldier fully outfitted in his standard-issue uniform—complete with an M1 helmet, field jacket, baggy trousers, and combat boots—but locked in an intense power stance, shredding on a Flying V-style electric guitar.

Every detail is carefully considered, from the subtle folds of the uniform to the meticulously scaled, naturally proportioned hands gripping the fretboard. Produced in a custom-mixed green resin with a glossy finish, the figure honors the nostalgic aesthetic of classic plastic soldiers while serving as a unique conversational piece for your desk or shelf. Because each figure is produced directly by a solo artisan in Central Texas, you receive a highly unique collectible produced in small quantities rather than a mass-manufactured item. Whether you are a veteran, a metalhead, or a collector of clever silhouettes, this piece is sure to amplify your space.

Design Highlights:

  • Approximately 55mm tall (overall height varies slightly depending on the specific pose and props)

  • Formed in a striking green resin

  • Designed for display: Not a toy (intended for ages 14 and older)

  • Warning: Contains small parts and is a choking hazard

  • Produced in small quantities in Central Texas

  • Features realistic, proportional hands rather than oversized toy manufacturing exceptions

  • Arrives in either a clear plastic enclosure that serves as a display, a 3D printed case, or on a floating display (subject to availability)

  • A proud addition to the humorous Green Gaffes collection