{"id":1427,"date":"2026-07-06T18:50:48","date_gmt":"2026-07-06T18:50:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/solidfigments.com\/?post_type=product&#038;p=1427"},"modified":"2026-07-06T20:13:39","modified_gmt":"2026-07-06T20:13:39","slug":"operation-midnight-rations-pvt-pops","status":"publish","type":"product","link":"https:\/\/solidfigments.com\/?product=operation-midnight-rations-pvt-pops","title":{"rendered":"Operation: Midnight Rations (Pvt. 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Designed as a comical departure from standard military figures, this piece features a soldier fully outfitted in his uniform\u2014complete with an M1 helmet, field jacket, and combat boots\u2014locked into the delicate, sleep-deprived task of bottle-feeding a newborn.<\/p>\n<p data-path-to-node=\"11\">Every detail of the uniform and the careful cradling stance is considered to bring this witty concept to life. Formed using green resin and finished with a glossy UV protectant, the figure honors the nostalgic aesthetic of classic plastic soldiers while offering a unique, humorous spin for your desk or shelf. Because each piece is produced directly in Central Texas, you are receiving a unique collectible made in small quantities rather than a mass-manufactured item. Whether you are a veteran, a new parent surviving the night shift, or a collector of clever silhouettes, this piece is sure to be a standout conversation starter.<\/p>\n<p data-path-to-node=\"12\"><b data-path-to-node=\"12\" data-index-in-node=\"0\">Design Highlights:<\/b><\/p>\n<ul data-path-to-node=\"13\">\n<li>\n<p data-path-to-node=\"13,0,0\"><b data-path-to-node=\"13,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\">Approximately 55mm tall<\/b> (overall height varies slightly depending on the specific pose and props)<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<p data-path-to-node=\"13,1,0\">Formed using <b data-path-to-node=\"13,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"13\">green resin<\/b> and coated with a <b data-path-to-node=\"13,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"43\">glossy UV protectant<\/b><\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<p data-path-to-node=\"13,2,0\">Designed for display: <b data-path-to-node=\"13,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"22\">Not a toy (intended for ages 14 and older)<\/b><\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<p data-path-to-node=\"13,3,0\"><b data-path-to-node=\"13,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\">Warning:<\/b> Contains small parts and is a <b data-path-to-node=\"13,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"39\">choking hazard<\/b><\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<p data-path-to-node=\"13,4,0\">Produced in <b data-path-to-node=\"13,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"12\">small quantities<\/b> in Central Texas<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<p data-path-to-node=\"13,5,0\">Arrives in either a clear plastic enclosure that serves as a display or in a 3D printed case (subject to availability)<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<p data-path-to-node=\"13,6,0\">A proud entry in the humorous <b data-path-to-node=\"13,6,0\" data-index-in-node=\"30\">Green Gaffes<\/b> collection<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n[\/vc_column_text][\/vc_column][\/vc_row]\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This detailed piece captures the exhausting, highly rewarding reality of the midnight feeding shift. 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