{"id":1417,"date":"2026-07-06T15:19:29","date_gmt":"2026-07-06T15:19:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/solidfigments.com\/?post_type=product&#038;p=1417"},"modified":"2026-07-06T18:09:06","modified_gmt":"2026-07-06T18:09:06","slug":"1417","status":"publish","type":"product","link":"https:\/\/solidfigments.com\/?product=1417","title":{"rendered":"Infant Deployment"},"content":{"rendered":"[vc_row type=&#8221;in_container&#8221; full_screen_row_position=&#8221;middle&#8221; column_margin=&#8221;default&#8221; column_direction=&#8221;default&#8221; column_direction_tablet=&#8221;default&#8221; column_direction_phone=&#8221;default&#8221; scene_position=&#8221;center&#8221; text_color=&#8221;dark&#8221; text_align=&#8221;left&#8221; row_border_radius=&#8221;none&#8221; row_border_radius_applies=&#8221;bg&#8221; row_position_desktop=&#8221;default&#8221; row_position_tablet=&#8221;inherit&#8221; row_position_phone=&#8221;inherit&#8221; overflow=&#8221;visible&#8221; overlay_strength=&#8221;0.3&#8243; gradient_direction=&#8221;left_to_right&#8221; shape_divider_position=&#8221;bottom&#8221; bg_image_animation=&#8221;none&#8221;][vc_column column_padding=&#8221;no-extra-padding&#8221; column_padding_tablet=&#8221;inherit&#8221; column_padding_phone=&#8221;inherit&#8221; column_padding_position=&#8221;all&#8221; flex_gap_desktop=&#8221;10px&#8221; column_element_direction_desktop=&#8221;default&#8221; column_element_spacing=&#8221;default&#8221; desktop_text_alignment=&#8221;default&#8221; tablet_text_alignment=&#8221;default&#8221; phone_text_alignment=&#8221;default&#8221; background_color_opacity=&#8221;1&#8243; background_hover_color_opacity=&#8221;1&#8243; column_backdrop_filter=&#8221;none&#8221; column_shadow=&#8221;none&#8221; column_border_radius=&#8221;none&#8221; column_link_target=&#8221;_self&#8221; column_position=&#8221;default&#8221; gradient_direction=&#8221;left_to_right&#8221; overlay_strength=&#8221;0.3&#8243; width=&#8221;1\/1&#8243; tablet_width_inherit=&#8221;default&#8221; animation_type=&#8221;default&#8221; bg_image_animation=&#8221;none&#8221; border_type=&#8221;simple&#8221; column_border_width=&#8221;none&#8221; column_border_style=&#8221;solid&#8221;][vc_column_text css=&#8221;&#8221; text_direction=&#8221;default&#8221;]\n<p data-path-to-node=\"10\">Even the most battle-hardened troops eventually face their most daunting mission yet: parenthood. Designed as a comical departure from traditional military miniatures, this piece features a classic soldier fully outfitted in his standard-issue uniform\u2014complete with an M1 helmet, field jacket, and combat boots\u2014locked in the very serious, very mundane task of pushing a baby stroller.<\/p>\n<p data-path-to-node=\"11\">Every detail is carefully considered, from the subtle folds of the uniform to the meticulously scaled, proportional hands securely gripping the stroller&#8217;s handle. Cast in a custom-mixed glossy green resin, the figure honors the nostalgic aesthetic of classic plastic soldiers while serving as a finely crafted display piece. Because each figure is produced directly by a solo artisan, you receive a highly unique, carefully finished collectible rather than a mass-produced item. Whether you are a veteran, a new parent, or a collector of unique silhouettes, this piece is a perfect, lighthearted addition to your desk or shelf.<\/p>\n<p data-path-to-node=\"12\"><b data-path-to-node=\"12\" data-index-in-node=\"0\">Design Highlights:<\/b><\/p>\n<ul data-path-to-node=\"13\">\n<li>\n<p data-path-to-node=\"13,0,0\">Stands precisely <b data-path-to-node=\"13,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"17\">55mm tall<\/b><\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<p data-path-to-node=\"13,1,0\">Cast in a striking <b data-path-to-node=\"13,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"19\">glossy green resin<\/b><\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<p data-path-to-node=\"13,2,0\">Designed for display: <b data-path-to-node=\"13,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"22\">Not a toy (intended for ages 14+)<\/b><\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<p data-path-to-node=\"13,3,0\">Handcrafted and produced in <b data-path-to-node=\"13,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"28\">small quantities<\/b> in Central Texas<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<p data-path-to-node=\"13,4,0\">Features realistic, proportional hands rather than oversized toy manufacturing exceptions<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<p data-path-to-node=\"13,5,0\">Arrives in a <b data-path-to-node=\"13,5,0\" data-index-in-node=\"13\">clear plastic enclosure<\/b> that doubles as a display case<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<p data-path-to-node=\"13,6,0\">A proud addition to the humorous <b data-path-to-node=\"13,6,0\" data-index-in-node=\"33\">Green Gaffes<\/b> collection<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n[\/vc_column_text][\/vc_column][\/vc_row]\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Meet the newest recruit to the Green Gaffes collection. 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