{"id":1384,"date":"2026-07-05T16:41:01","date_gmt":"2026-07-05T16:41:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/solidfigments.com\/?post_type=product&#038;p=1384"},"modified":"2026-08-24T20:08:48","modified_gmt":"2026-08-24T20:08:48","slug":"1384","status":"publish","type":"product","link":"https:\/\/solidfigments.com\/?product=1384","title":{"rendered":"The Slugger"},"content":{"rendered":"[vc_row type=&#8221;in_container&#8221; full_screen_row_position=&#8221;middle&#8221; column_margin=&#8221;default&#8221; column_direction=&#8221;default&#8221; column_direction_tablet=&#8221;default&#8221; column_direction_phone=&#8221;default&#8221; scene_position=&#8221;center&#8221; text_color=&#8221;dark&#8221; text_align=&#8221;left&#8221; row_border_radius=&#8221;none&#8221; row_border_radius_applies=&#8221;bg&#8221; row_position_desktop=&#8221;default&#8221; row_position_tablet=&#8221;inherit&#8221; row_position_phone=&#8221;inherit&#8221; overflow=&#8221;visible&#8221; overlay_strength=&#8221;0.3&#8243; 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